A Dog Named Bait
One day soon I will buy a dog.
The dog will be cute and christened “Bait”.
Women will approach Bait and I. Women love dogs.
They will say, “Ohhh he’s so cute! What’s his name?”
I will say, “Bait.”
“Whaaat?”
“I use him to catch big fish.”
“tee-hehe, am I a big fish?”
“Give me your number and find out I’ll throw you back or not.”
I came up with that walking to work this morning. Genius or douche? YOU be the judge.
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