Atheist Bumper Stickers
I came across a really funny list of atheist bumper stickers while browsing the internets. Some of these are offensive, some are ridiculous, some are brilliant. You decide. Feel free to copy and paste your favorite ones into the comments… I have bolded the ones that I thought were the most brilliant. If you have any you wish to argue against, feel free to do that too.
- Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
- Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole- I’d categorize this one not very funny.
- Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry- Stupid.
- Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.- hahahhahah
- There’s A REASON Why Atheists Don’t Fly Planes Into Buildings
- “Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.” God.
- God Doesn’t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.-Brilliant
- If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
- He’s Dead.It’s Been 2,000 years.
He’s Not Coming Back.
Get OVER It Already! - All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry- Edgar Allen Poe.- Wooow. Man had balls the size of grapefruits.
- Viva La Evolución!
- Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season
- I Wouldn’t Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
- Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
- People Who Don’t Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn’t Have Such Funny Beliefs
- Jesus is Coming? Don’t Swallow That.
- Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!-Not funny at all. Very sad actually.
- GOD - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
- Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK
- God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus
- God Doesn’t Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You. -Awww… Poor you.
- When the Rapture Comes, We’ll Get Our Country Back!- If only, if only.
- Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic?
A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom. - You Say “Heretic” Like It Was a BAD Thing
- I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
- Science: It Works, Bitches.
- “Intelligent Design” Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
- I Found God Between The Sheets
- I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent
- My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
- Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten-Poor cats.
- If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
- Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
- ALL Americans Are African Americans
- I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
- I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God
- The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative -Gotta love Bush.
- If we were made in his image, when why aren’t humans invisible too?
- JESUS SAVES….You From Thinking For Yourself
- How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can’t Even Define It?
- Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.
- Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex
- I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.
- WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.- hmmmm….. Wow. All I can say.
- The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children
- Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War- Does seem odd that these two beliefs are correlated.
- Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony
- God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?
- When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on
Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out- Frank Sinatra. - No Gods. No Mullets.
Hahahhahaha… funny stuff. Logical humor is the best! So you guys have to let me know what you think… any gems? Any arguments (Jordan, this would be your place for brilliant rebuttals 
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January 29th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
They are bumper stickers. Not that brilliant, I know, but they are all right up the alley with “If you can read this, You’re in range of my shotgun”.
I’m not sure about the bestiality or the quotes that attribute divinity to stupid people with power- not sure where they pop up in the God realm. Seems like stupid people with power are more of the world’s problem then religion or God or even Christianity.
Someone needs to write bumper stickers bashing on stupid people with power. Oh wait, every politician ever elected has one for them. Nevermind.
January 29th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I love shotguns.
The reason stupid people with power are mentioned here is that those stupid people with power tend to reference God as their reason for their actions. You can’t logically question and mock God, right?
January 29th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Nope.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Goldy Locks is a tad confused. That’s okay, we still love him.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I’ll tell you guys what religion is about cause I’ve lived in many places, probably traveled to more countries than most people can even know of and I’ve seen many kinds of religions. Religion divides us, creates barriers and pushes human beings away from each other. It puts up walls and makes co-existing 10 times more difficult. Religion places people in exclusive circles and whoever is not in that circle is “not human”. If we actually found the real numbers of people who have died in human history because in the name of religion you will see that’s it’s a fucking joke. I hate religion and I firmly believe the word religion was composed of the words “rely on imagination”
January 30th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I agree with the Black Rooster. Religion has caused much of the problems that humanity has faced through the years and has been used as an impetus and an excuse for genocide, lynchings, rape, murder, theft (tithes are scams), other scams, and many more evil acts. Mankind would be significantly better off if we did not only have to face the challenges of the natural universe, but challenges of our making. Anyone else have thoughts?
January 30th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
What about money? Most of the crimes committed in the name of religion are really about power, influence, and what it gains you- money. Capitalism is the same way. Lots of people suffer and live in substandard conditions so we can live opulently comparatively. Doesn’t mean we’re going to denounce capitalism.
Almost all societal concepts have been used for harm or good. Look at how people still engage in ethnic cleansing today… Has nothing more to do with anything more then your genetic background. And half the time these days they can’t even tell if they’re Kikuyu or whatever. If we can use our ethnic history as an excuse to commit harm, then what’s not going to be used the same way?
January 30th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
God, You are correct, most crimes committed in the name of religion are about power and influence and money. However, the people carrying them out use religion as their disguise. If we didn’t have religious fairy tales, how would a despot be able to tell his people “God is on our side, go blow yourself up!”????
January 30th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
The abuse and profaning of the name of God does not necessarily prove him a fairy tale. Just that he is not as active as we would like.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:23 am
I’m not too worried about an inactive god… especially one that there is zero evidence for.