Comments on: Best Beer Cheers and Drunk Toasts

By: Yak

Yak — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:04:17 +0000

Here´s to the wound that never heals
The more you rub it, the better is feels
And all the soap on this side of hell
Could not was away that fishy smell
Here´s to the wound

It follows like this
Cheers to the queers….
the rest i do not know

Grtz Yak

By: josh

josh — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:56:25 +0000

here’s to you! here’s to me!
Better friends there will never be,
but if we chose to disagree, well fuck you and here’s to me!

By: berlyn

berlyn — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:12:28 +0000

here’s to the bee who got the bull buckin’
here’s to adam who stuck it to eve and got the whole world fuckin
here’s to you and here’s to me
best of friends we’ll always be
and if you ever disagree… FUCK YOU here’s to me!

By: texas ag

texas ag — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:27:06 +0000

Well here’s to the women we’ve met and the women we’ve fucked, and the many who haven’t had such luck. Well here’s to you and here’s to me and if ever by chance we should disagree well then fuck you and here’s to me.

By: dk

dk — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:00:25 +0000

When God made little boys he made them out of string,
He had a little left over so he made a little thing.
when God made little girls he made them out of lace,
He had a little left over so he made a little space.
Here’s to space.

By: eebee

eebee — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:47:50 +0000

I met a boy here tonight,
he bought me lots of beer.
He said my tits were quite a site,
so he drew me near.
When that fucker drew me in,
I kicked him in the nuts.
So heres to the boy, in the john,
puking up his guts.

By: ben f

ben f — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 04:43:51 +0000

the fleecy clouds may kiss the skys, the flowers kiss the butterflys, the foaming beer def kiss the glass, and you my friend can kiss my ass

(i learned that from my dad when i was 9 years old)

By: Ben

Ben — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 07:03:53 +0000

To the four hinges of friendship
Lieing, cheating, stealing and drinking
If you must lie, lie for a beautiful woman
If you must cheat, cheat death
If you must steal, steal away from bad company
If you must drink, drink with me.

Here’s to women, beer and song, may none of them be flat.

There’s the wonderful love of a beautiful maid,
and the love of a strong true man.
There’s the love of a baby unafraid,
all existing since time began.
But the most wonderful love, the Love of Loves,
greater than the love for Mother,
is the intimate, tenderest, passionate love…
of one dead drunk for another!

By: Gina Nugent

Gina Nugent — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:48:33 +0000

A toast to your enemies enemies.. (Irish toast)

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:53:19 +0000

Here’s to lesbians and virgins…. thanks for nothin!