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Black Rooster Interview Part Deuce

Thursday, January 17th, 2008
Posted in Profiles & Interviews by Joel Gross

The Black Rooster is a legend and there will be more interviews of the infamous man soon.

 

Joel says:

Tell me a ridiculous story from the last few months

Black Rooster says:

k let me think

Black Rooster says:

oh ok…I guess I can tell you about the time when me, my brother and our friend Alex went to Spain

Black Rooster says:

So basically the three of us went to Spain to stay at Alex’s summer house. His parents had a house in Puerto Santa Maria so we decided to stay there for 10 days

Black Rooster says:

Every night we go out and get really hammered. Drinks are cheap so we basially go out to the bars and order doouble JD and cokes all night

Joel says:

hahaha… sounds fun

Black Rooster says:

This one night we end up going to one of the “famous clubs” so to speak

Black Rooster says:

We had been pre funking all night and we show up at the club around 1 am hammered

Black Rooster says:

as soon as we arrive my brother and I hit up the dance floor. No one is really dancing and we are just being loud and ridicolous. Obviously this caught the attention of a few girls

Black Rooster says:

after dancing for a while I decided to do Tequila suicide shots…

Black Rooster says:

No one in spain has really seen that so everyone was surrounded by the bar to see what the fuck was going on

Black Rooster says:

So I finish the suicide shots and people are loving it

Black Rooster says:

Anyways, I turn around and I see my brother is hooking up with a really hot spanish chick

Black Rooster says:

I go to the other bar and I find some columbian girls hanging out by the bar

Black Rooster says:

I go and try and talk to them and they don’t speak a single word of english and I dont speak a single word of spanish

Black Rooster says:

however the really hot columbian girl was liking me and she was trying to communicate

Joel says:

lol- did you just show them what you wanted with your hand gestures?

Joel says:

or perhaps hip gestures?

Black Rooster says:

hahahha….something like that. I was gesturing shots with my hands and I both everyone a round of shots and I just kept buyng and buyng and pretty soon they were drunk and I was browned out

Black Rooster says:

However although I was in a incoherent stae of mind I still managed to keep a conversation with her woth sign language and body language and overall meathead behaviour

Black Rooster says:

finally at the of the night the spanish girl was coming home with my brother and I told the columbian girl to come with us so we could drink some more

Black Rooster says:

she agreed however she said that she couldnt leave her girlfriends behind and her girlfriends had just hooked up with some other columbian guys they had just met that night

Black Rooster says:

so I told her that they could all come to our house and kick it

Black Rooster says:

so we all went back to the house and started drinking. At this pont it was about 4 am and my brother wa sin his room with his spanish girl and I was in th eliving room with alex and three columbian girls and two randm columbian dudes

Black Rooster says:

while we were drinking and stuff and I went to the kitchen do get some more drinks and when I came out the columbian guys said that they were going to leave

Black Rooster says:

The very quickly said good bye and left.

Black Rooster says:

we kept on drinking and after about one hour the girls said they were going to leave as well. My brother all of the sudden came down from his room to drink some water

Black Rooster says:

right before the girls were about ot leave my borther turnes to me and says….”where is the money?”

Black Rooster says:

I was like “What money man?”

Black Rooster says:

He’s like the 400 dollars that were on the table?

Black Rooster says:

I was like it’s probably under your bag?

Joel says:

???

Black Rooster says:

So we all look for the money but it was gone

Black Rooster says:

Now we are all hammered, we can’t really talk to the girsl and aks them what tha fuck is going on cause the dont speak any english.

Black Rooster says:

My brother flips shit and starts yelling at the columbian girls accusing them of stealing

Black Rooster says:

The spanish girl that my brother was hooking up with comes donwstairs and tells us that columbian girls in Spain are quite sketchy. They go to people’s houses and steal thier shit

Black Rooster says:

At this point we thought that those 2 columbian guys were partners in crime with these three girls so my borther tells the spnish girl to translate

Black Rooster says:

My borther says his gonna call the police and he’s calling them thieves and going mental

Black Rooster says:

The columbian girls swore that they had nothing to do with the money and they had just met those guys that night. They started crying big time and I was telling everyone to chill

Black Rooster says:

my brother was heated, Alex was confused and I was trying to defuse the situation and not blame innocent people. (Also the columbian girl was really hot and I refused to beleive she was involved,….hahahaha)

Joel says:

hahahah of course

Joel says:

beautiful people can do no wrong

Black Rooster says:

Exactly. Finally after about one hour we find out that the girsl were not involved and the knew nothing of it. However the money was gone and everyone was quite pissed of. It was about 5 am at this point and everyone wanted to go pass out and I was pissed of cause Iost money and I thought I had lost the girl as well

Black Rooster says:

However right beofore the girls were about to leave the columbian girl turned to me and said “why don’t you come to my house and I can show you that I don’t need to steal from you”

Black Rooster says:

I was like hell yeah….JACKPOT

Joel says:

hahahhahaha

Black Rooster says:

So we went to her house and the rest is history. She actually turned out to be a mom and had a 5 year old daughter with a US Marine. Qu

Black Rooster says:

Quite an eventful night I must say

Joel says:

yeah sounds like it

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