Ingredients in a Fun Weekend
In order to make a fun weekend, obtain the following ingredients:
3 White Russians
1 Depressed Man in Bomber Jacket
Bachelorette party with 11 girls
Martha Stewart’s Bruschetta
1 sex blogger
12 fatty patties
8 pork loins
3 cases of good beer
1 packed hot tub
Begin mixing and cooking at 4 pm Friday in a low temperature bar and gradually increase the heat throughout [...]
Quarter Century Old Today
Happy birthday to me! I turn 25 on this date February 7, 2009. I am now the ancient of days. All who come in contact with me should revere my wisdom and authority.
I am planning on going out and having a birthday party on Friday when I get back. All are invited.
New Years Eve 2008: ACT Theatre
Tomorrow, Joel and his hordes of minions descend upon the ACT Theatre in downtown Seattle to celebrate all of the joys of 2008 and cheer the coming of 2009. Jarek, Nick, Plato, Bryan, Kenny and many other friends will join me in ringing in the New Year with unlimited drinks, food and beautiful ladies. Adventures [...]
Happy Thanksgiving!
I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving is supposed to be a time to reflect on what you are grateful for, so I will do the standard post listing a few things that I am grateful this year:
Still being employed in the rapidly sinking American economy.
Having awesome friends and great brothers.
Being in very good [...]
Tenderloin, Swiss Potato Casserole and Herb Roasted Carrots & Onions
I cooked up a huge tenderloin for our monday night dinner last night. On the side I served swiss potato casserole (which rocked) and herb roasted carrots and onions. Everyone in attendance loved it (Ian, Di, Ben, Plato, NIck). Very good times, but now I have a ton of cleaning to do. At least I [...]
Bike Ride to Golden Gardens
I rode my bike today to Golden Gardens after work and back. I did the trip on a bit of a whim- I was supposed to hang out with a friend, but she was lame and cancelled. So I did something way better… cruised to Golden Gardens and back. I actually haven’t [...]
Vacation Update
Amber was graced by the presence of the Crew and Trent threw the most ridiculous lines heard in history like spears at poor melons.
4 lbs of oysters per person were eaten on the 4th of July.
Beer was imbibed under the bridge, bicycles from a homeless man was ridden and the Sea Sound Lounge was conquered.
Trent [...]
L.A. Baby. Then Vegas!
I just booked myself a flight to Los Angeles for Friday, April 18th to visit Trent and have some fun. We are going to drive to Vegas in his new car on that the following Thursday or Friday and party like rock stars till I fly home on Sunday, April 27th. Hell [...]
Friday Night Adventure
Last night I was feeling a little bit cooped up from the winter, so I decided to go on an adventure with Plato.
Turned out to be a fine adventure indeed, featuring the world’s largest mixed drink, a tasty dinner, dodgeball at Cal Anderson Park, various Capitol Hill bars and a hipster fight.
Plato and I started [...]
Best Beer Cheers and Drunk Toasts
Funny beer toasts and drunk cheers can really break the ice at a party. Many people though are not good at delivering these hilarious drunk speeches and need a bit of advice. I recommend that you be confident, speak loudly and clearly and have a drink in your hand ready to go. [...]
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