First I should give a quick explanation of my hotness rating scale.  The Joel Scale follows this principle: The average college-educated 22 year old is a 5.  Most people I know say my scale is a little bit harsh compared to their own, but I find it makes sense to me.  These ratings are solely based on physical appearance (face, body, athleticism) and have nothing to do with personality/intelligence.

I have removed the girls names and they are in no particular order here:The 5.00 rating is the average of all the girls without counting time.  If you use the time-weighted hotness scale, the girls I have dated are an average of 5.79.  Apparently I’m shallow and won’t stay with a girl long if she isn’t cuter than average.  I also have spent a total of 43 months dating women.

My Methodology: The number in the right hand Time Weighted column were derived by using the following formula= (Months Dated/Total Months-43) * hotness.

Example: Girl 1 = 9/43 * 5= 1.0465

After you have gotten those numbers for all of the girls, sum up the Time Weighted column to get the average hotness of the girls you have dated, adjusted for time.

Hmmm… How hot are you? Post in the comments!

Bobby Fischer- “How can I possibly remember all the girls I’ve slept with?  I’ve got a list at home.”

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Samianianianian Talent Agent

World-class talent needs proper representation. As an up and coming superstar, I have hired myself an agent from Samanianianian Talent Agency named Cynthia. No longer will I need to grovel with the common herd of humanity in order to accomplish my goals. Instead, Cynthia will take care of the dirty details and my hands will remain immaculately perfect.  From now on, when I go out and see a woman I might potentially be interested in, I’ll send my talent agent to do some recon and find out the real story.  No more listening to blonde blowhards drone on and on about themselves.  My talent agent will also be responsible for fielding calls from phone numbers I do not recognize to make sure its not someone I don’t want to talk to.  She will also handle scheduling dates by using the following script:

Cynthia: “Hi, I’m Cynthia and I’m Joel’s agent.  He wants you to join him for dinner tonight at Quinn’s on Capitol Hill.

Random Girl: “Woooohoooo!  I’ve just hit the Man-Lotto!

Cynthia: “Shall I schedule the dinner for 8 pm?”

Random Girl: “Yes, I’ll be there!”

Just substitute whatever activity for dinner @ Quinn’s and different superlatives from different random girls and this should work in any situation.

All of my friends, family and acquaintances should now go through my agent when contacting me.  I am a busy, busy man.

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Looking around, we discovered that Ballroom was already pretty full and all of the tables were taken.  Brian suggested that we sit on a bench in the back and order our food, but I had a better idea.  Join a half full table.

Two pretty girls had one of the tall, horse-shoe shaped tables to themselves.  I pointed them out to Brian and Nick, but Brian was feeling shy and was opposed to the idea.  Nick thought it was funny and encouraged me. I went.

Aggressive networking is something that I am really starting to believe in.  I base it upon the idea that I realistically have nothing to lose and everything to gain by trying to make more friends wherever I go.  The concept of aggressive networking actually applies to both women and men, and it works in business situations as well as dating situations. Already I have met many interesting new people at startup events and am starting to reap the dividends from being ballsy.

Nerves used to be a problem for me when meeting new people, but I have done it enough now that I only had a slight twinge of excitement when I walked up to the two girls table.  “My friends and I would like to order food but all of the other tables are taken; would you mind if we join you?”

The ladies chimed, “Sure! Sit down!” with big smiles so I grabbed Nick and Brian and we crowded into the booth.

“My name’s Joel.”

“I’m Ari.”

“I’m Kelsey. How are you?”

For me, the initial engagement is the hardest part and once I have started a conversation I can carry it and keep it entertaining as long as I wish.  The five of us sat and ate the actually pretty good pizza and drank wine for the next two and a half hours.  The girls were there for a friends birthday, so we also got introduced to a bunch of other babies.

A little bit of courage and aggressive engagement brought me several new friends and made my night much more fun than it otherwise would have been.  Before I left, I made sure to get Ari’s number- she is a very pretty, petite brunette.  I called her last night and we chatted for about an hour and she wants to meet up again this weekend if I don’t go to LA.

If everyone aggressively engaged those around them, the world would be a much better place.  More friends, more dates, more business contacts leading to a tighter knit society.

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A story recently worked its way back around to me about someone who was unable to walk again after losing in the dating game and crawled into the gutter of bitterness.

He had been interested in a pretty woman, but either she didn’t share his feelings or he wasn’t aggressive enough and so she actually asked him to set her up with someone else who caught her fancy.  After he refused, she figured out a different path to her goal. It’s tough to lose when it involves your heart.  I feel for the man- I’ve been there myself and it can feel like you got kicked in the balls.

The reaction you make in a situation like this shows your true colors.  A man would stand back up, brush himself and his bruised ego off and march on to the next battle.

Not gonna happen in this story- I told you earlier this story is about rotten eggs and foul feelings.

The woman and her new beau see the man at a party.  Does he go shake the guy’s hand (actually one of his friends)?  Nah… why do that when you can corner the woman alone and make a speech to her?

He looked at her seriously and said:

“I’m really happy for you and your new guy… really.  I did think it was obnoxious though that you wanted me to set you up with him, since I was into you.”

“I really doubt that you’ll ever “get” him though.  I mean he is just a more attractive version of me, and while you are attractive, I’m sure he’ll get bored after a few months.  He wants someone with more bang upstairs.”

She looked at him in shock and said, “You think I’m just a pretty face and not smart enough for him?”

“Yes, the same reason I wouldn’t want to be with you.”

Oh bitter grapes.  So angry, so small and so tasteless.

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So the question is: Should you date someone who you think is a level above you? Someone who is a better overall combination of looks, personality, intelligence, money, charisma, and sex appeal?

I mean we have all seen the ugly girl with the cute guy or the retarded guy with a smart woman and wondered, “What the hell?”  We have seen our friends with either a person we considered significantly above or below their level and shaken our heads.  Rarely are our expectations of their failure disappointed.

I have never dated a girl who I thought was a level above me… perhaps I have some insecurity that keeps me from really going after one… or its just that my ego is so huge I think everyone is under me lol.  A combination of both probably. Hypothetically, is it worth the high rejection rate and potential pain to pursue someone you think obviously outclasses you?

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