Boss Quotes
Entertaining quotes from a supervisor:
“Statistically, you can always come up with an average.”
“Life isn’t fair Rebecca, mkay?”
“Quit banging Google”
CRIPPLE FIGHT! Amputee in MMA
An amputee with no legs or arms named Kyle Maynard recently fought in his first MMA bout. Kyle Maynard was a good high school wrestler with a record of 35-16 (how do you get an arm bar on a guy with no arms?!). Everyone keeps talking about how amazing this guy is, but [...]
Toilet Talk
I settled down onto the toilet at work today, pulling out my iPhone and looking forward to some quiet NYTimes.com reading when I heard some garbled noises coming from the next stall.  ”She needs some exercise… I’ve never seen her this fat… Let’s get her a treadmill or some laser toys… she does nothing but [...]
Bought Guitar
Bought a guitar today for $75 and am signing up for group classes through a community college. Got a bunch of free learning books from the lady who sold it to me too.
King to Kutcher: “We Will Bury You”
Ashton Kutcher challenged CNN to a race to a million followers on twitter. Ashton Kutcher is at around 870,000 and CNN has a significant lead. Anyways, Larry King posted this funny video telling Ashton Kutcher he’s going down:
Here is the original video in which Ashton Kutcher promises to punk Ted Turner if he [...]
Are YOUR Pets Saved?
Funny video of the rabbit Jesus:
iPhone 3G & ATT: Terrible Service
Last night my iPhone decided not to inform me of people’s phone calls and text messages, so I just chilled out at home and did laundry. This morning, I discovered that I had text messages & voicemails out the wazoo (and I have no idea how many people tried calling and didn’t leave messages!). My [...]
Unspeakable Things…
Watch the entire video below to have your mind blown away by these insanely athletic/flexible women from the 1940’s… My god.
I want to marry all of them. Right now. I don’t care if I have to dig them out of their graves. They are all going in the wedding sack.
Funny George Washington Video
The funny George Washington video is an excellent way to spend two and a half minutes. Check it out below:
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Kirkland Nightclubs
Nick, Andrew, Kenny, Stewie, Bryan and I went out to Kirkland last night. I may be moving into that area soon so I wanted to check out the nightlife and see if it’s any good. We went to the Wilde Rover, Sharks and another club I can’t remember the name of. The girls were hot, [...]
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