Lori Drew: Evil Psycho
A 47 year old mother, Lori Drew, was angry at a 13 year old girl who had snubbed her daughter, so Lori Drew created a fake MySpace profile of a good looking boy and had the boy become the 13 year old’s online boyfriend. They dated for a month, then Lori Drew started sending [...]
King of America Speaks out for Voluntary Polygamy/Polyamory
Polygamy and polyamory have received a bad rap in human history. Religious groups and weirdos have practiced a perverted version of both and have created an atmosphere of disgust and intolerance for both. When I become King of America, I will bring back the pure form of polyamory. Why? Because I’m [...]
Why Joel Doesn’t Vote
I have had discussions with two people recently who have criticized me for not voting, so I think I should clarify why I don’t.
Ever since I was a small child, I have been an avid student of history, economics and politics. I have constantly put my beliefs to the test and have changed them [...]
King Of America: Policy on Sports & Crime
When I take over my duties as King of America, I will be instituting a series of policies meant to resolve the major issues facing our nation today. Today, I am going to discuss my beautiful solution that kills two big problems with one stone: Crime and lack of entertainment.
America right now has over [...]
King of America
I have decided that I am going to be the first King of America.
King of America will be a new branch of the government like the Presidency, Supreme Court and Legislature; only it will reside above these. Why do we need a new branch of the government you ask? Every so often someone [...]
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