Comments on: Christianity Demotivational Poster

By: catholic

catholic — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 15:31:28 +0000

I’m a faithful Catholic and I still found this a little funny. If you can’t take this kind of stuff in stride then your faith is pretty weak and/or you’re overly concerned with others. Just like the new movie “the invention of lying”, it was a funny movie, and you have to just see it for what it is, entertainment, not facts.

By: Hawke

Hawke — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:32:00 +0000

the belief that some cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.”

that is what it says. However,

1. zombies are reanimated dead bodies. Jesus had a glorified body and was not dead. he came back to life, not unlife. telepathic, partially true. it has to do with faith and your heart attitude. rib-woman, accurate. evil force? it’s not an evil force. it’s your crimes against a Righteous and Holy God. and it’s Forgiving, not removing. magical tree? it was the tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. you eat the tree, you get the knowledge. that was the rules of the tree. not magical, per say. magic is merely anything unexplained by science.

By: Cody

Cody — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:30:14 +0000

Forgot to tell, this one made me laugh real hard xD

By: Cody

Cody — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:29:34 +0000

All right, I’m a Christian but I get this humor and really, it can be seen this way. Any other religion presented this way can be, so, no need to be offended if you are sure in what you believe.

By: cheesehead

cheesehead — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:31:16 +0000

yeah some people just need to grow up and realize they need to live for something

By: Kate

Kate — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 05:14:33 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Can I but a full sized one of these???

By: Raptor Jesus

Raptor Jesus — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:08:10 +0000

its a poster guys, get the fuck over it…

By: the awareness

the awareness — Sun, 03 May 2009 18:18:57 +0000

p.s. Forgot to mention I,m a christian haha forced onto me at birth JEDI by nature.

By: the awareness

the awareness — Sun, 03 May 2009 18:15:51 +0000

This is brilliant, only a LAMB would be offended. Religion unfortunately nowadays is the root of all evil. I agree wakey wakey lambs!!!!

By: Kate (zombielover101)

Kate (zombielover101) — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:22:15 +0000

LOL!!! I was raised Pentecostal for the first 15 yrs of my 31 yrs. Switched to Baptism, tried out Methodism. None of them add up. I’m sorry but they don’t. Translated by priests working for an ENGLISH king. Helloooo!?! LOL!! This is great! Love it!