Clay Gayken: Jerkin His Gerkin

The second part of the blog title was suggested by my lesbian coworker lol. In case you hadn’t heard, Clay Aiken surprised no one by coming out of the closet today. Anybody with half a brain could see that that man’s door swung the other way.

In commemoration of Clay Aiken announcing his homosexuality, I have decided to dub him with the new nickname “Clay Gayken”.