Evel Knievel Has Passed Away
Today, the legendary Evel Knievel died of heart problems. He was 69.
A great man has passed away and everyone needs to remember his incredible feats. Who has accomplished more for mankind than the man who tried to jump the Grand Canyon with a rocket-propelled motorcycle? Who has loved life more than the [...]
Pioneer Square Office
The wonderful thing about working in Pioneer Square is all the diverse crazies. I just looked at my window and watched a very drunk man peer around him, then whip it out between two white minivans parallel parked along Jackson and pee all over the street. As my coworkers and I watched and [...]
Site Map Made
I just loaded a new Wordpress plugin that automatically generates a sitemap. Look to your right at the top under pages and you’ll see Joel’s Sitemap. The sitemap contains every post I have ever written.
Hope it’s helpful for your perusing needs
Brett Favre and the Zodiac Killer
After work yesterday, I walked up the Fox Sports Grill on 5th & Pike in downtown Seattle and watched the Cowboys-Packers game with Nick Fitzer and a bunch of his friends. The Dallas Cowboys won, while Brett Favre went down with an injured arm. I don’t usually watch much sports and I think [...]
Saudi Arabia… Place of Wonders
In Saudi Arabia, a 20-year old woman and her male companion were brutally raped by seven men. Islamic religious law demands that she be punished for having been with a man other than her husband. She was sentenced to 90 lashes. Her lawyer furiously appealed this ruling and the superior court in [...]
Hahhaa: Bro Rape Video
Joel’s Primary Search Traffic
I get traffic from search queries on Google. Below are the keywords that send the most people to blog.joelx.com.
# % Query Position
1 10.00% nudedaddy 4
2 10.00% jason robinett 8
3 8.00% earl paulk 7
4 8.00% efficeient 8
5 5.00% shannon schreiber 1
6 5.00% broadstripe sucks 1
7 5.00% omi sushi seattle 1
8 5.00% mark rody 2
9 5.00% khodorkovsk 3
10 5.00% no such thing as former kgb 4
11 5.00% sunday late night specials at the ram restaurant puyallup 4
12 5.00% mr cascade [...]
Lori Drew: Evil Psycho
A 47 year old mother, Lori Drew, was angry at a 13 year old girl who had snubbed her daughter, so Lori Drew created a fake MySpace profile of a good looking boy and had the boy become the 13 year old’s online boyfriend. They dated for a month, then Lori Drew started sending [...]
Sexual Harassment Video
King of America: Policy on the Homeless
Living near Pioneer Square gives me an intimate knowledge of the many varieties of bums. Too intimate in my opinion. Yesterday, a short Native American drunk came up to my friend and I as we sat on a park bench and tried talking in very slurred words. I shooed him on his [...]
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