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Dinner with Plato: Scotch Salmon Recipe

POSTED BY Joel on Jan 29 under Food

Plato hosted the monday night dinner at his studio in the University District. He cooked scotch salmon. Scotch salmon is salmon with a scotch-based sauce on top of it. The sauce contained Drambuie (a scotch liquer), Johnny Walker Black Label scotch, creme fraiche, heavy cream, orange juice, and lots of other goodies. [...]

Should I Hire A Maid?

POSTED BY Joel on Jan 29 under Reflection

I have been debating recently about hiring a maid. I looked on Craigslist and a maid could be had for $20 twice a week, which sounds like a pretty good deal to me. I hate folding clothes and ironing and am not a big fan of cleaning, so it would make a lot [...]

Homer Simpson’s Greatest Quotes:

POSTED BY Joel on Jan 29 under Entertainment

I found these on http://funny2.com/homer.htm
Homer Simpson is a classic figure in modern America. Think about it.
Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems.
Save me, Jeebus!
I’m not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car!
Well, crying isn’t gonna bring him back, unless your [...]

Most Successful Box Office Movies Worldwide

POSTED BY Joel on Jan 29 under Reviews

What are the most profitable movies in history? What can we learn about humanity by viewing these results? Let’s see…
1. Titanic. Released in 1997, Titanic has been the highest grossing movie in history by far, earning 60% more money than the next movie on the list. Standing in at $1,835,300,000 Titanic is [...]

Skateboarder Gets Racked

POSTED BY Joel on Jan 28 under Entertainment

Watch this poor guy, he’s out goofing around with his friends and then all of a sudden his world takes a significant turn for the worse.
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I’m pretty sure both of his testicles exploded and he will never, ever have a child. Poor skateboarder.

Atheist Bumper Stickers

POSTED BY Joel on Jan 28 under Religion

I came across a really funny list of atheist bumper stickers while browsing the internets. Some of these are offensive, some are ridiculous, some are brilliant. You decide. Feel free to copy and paste your favorite ones into the comments… I have bolded the ones that I thought were the most brilliant. [...]

Google is Watching

POSTED BY Joel on Jan 28 under Marketing

Entertaining video about the creepy factor in Google maps.

Snowing Outside In Seattle (Pioneer Square)

POSTED BY Joel on Jan 28 under Entertainment

I’m sitting at work right now looking out my window and the snow is coming down pretty hard. I work down in Pioneer Square and my office faces north and usually I can see the Hospital right up on the hill, but it looks pretty hazy right now. I love snow. I [...]

Logical Proof that Women are Evil

POSTED BY Joel on Jan 28 under Equations

I found this humorous equation online:
PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE EVIL:
Women require time & money: Women= Time x Money
We all know, “Time is Money: Time = Money
And “Money is the root of all Evil”: Money =
Therefore: Women =
And we are forced to conclude that: WOMEN = EVIL

Are You A Fundamentalist Christian?

POSTED BY Joel on Jan 28 under Religion

If any of the following criteria fit you, you probably are a hardcore fundamentalist Christian.
-You think the thousands of other gods claimed by other religions are completely ridiculous, but you feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.
-You feel dehumanized when scientists say that people evolved from other forms of life, but the [...]

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