“Death Post”

I thought about writing a post that would be published on my blog upon my death, but decided against it.  Something tells me that A) the idea is trite B) I would accidentally publish it at some point before my passing, causing endless grief.

Instead, I will post something below similar to what the death post would’ve been:

*Clears throat….

Followers of the King of America, the world has just ended.  Your leader has decided to move on and become King of the Universe and wishes you to come join him.  Do so immediately by climbing upon the nearest object higher than 40 feet, shut your eyes and leap off head first.  This is your ticket to the Ultimate Heaven, where I will greet you with 72 virgins and a Budweiser Clamato.

Yes, I know ripped off another religion’s idea, but if the promise of untouched women has worked so well before, why reinvent the wheel?

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