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Eyealike- So You Can Marry Mom!

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008
Posted in Uncategorized by Joel Gross

Just spotted an interesting new startup on TechCrunch- Eyealike. Eyealike is a company that provides video & image recognition software to dating networks. Evidently a deal with one of the majors ( is in the works and we’ll see it soon.. But I’m wondering if anyone stopped to THINK before running full speed ahead with this eyedea (ok, ok super-cheesy, I know).

I have a feeling that all of those momma’s boys out there are going to be entering their family pictures into Eyealike. Sick I tell you. Just sick.

Personally, I think the software should be installed into a Terminator-style robot and then have photos of all those momma’s boys entered in…. much more fun, eh?