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1. BR December 10, 2008 11:09 am

   HAHAHAHA…such a ridiculous video!

2. J December 11, 2008 2:12 pm

   True story. The first time a girl ever gave me a happy ending was while we danced. The song was “I just want to fly” by SugarRay. I was at a summer camp dance party. Grinding is an invention of my generation. Essentially, grinding is safe protected sex in public, practiced by drunken idiots, gang members and adolescents. I did not fully understand this at the time, but dancing like sex, can end with a BANG! if it’s good. I found this out in a startling way. I was grinding it out on the dance floor with a blond beauty and was feeling pretty good. The girl I was dancing with was a particularly enthusiastic participant. I don’t think she knew exactly what she was doing to me; it was some sort of intercourse simulation for clueless virgins on the dance floor. After a slower rap song, the tempo sped up, and it switched to “I just want to fly”, and now we were moving back and forth real fast, real close. “IIIIIII just waaaaaant tooo fly.” Suddenly, I did fly, in my pants. Inside of my light khaki pants. I had no idea this could happen. The light khaki was the problem- it looked like I had pissed my pants. The question is- what did I do now that I was stained? Well, as they say in the business- the show must go on. Sweat, semen, piss? Who can tell the difference after hours of sweating it out on the dancefloor. Of course I danced on.

   Unfortunately, this never happened again. I have asked many friends if they have ever had this magical experience, and nobody has answered yes- as of yet. This was my miracle.

3. BR December 11, 2008 3:15 pm

   J,

   Thank you for sharing that awesome story. I was LMAO!!

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