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Funny Take on Marriage

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008
Posted in Uncategorized by Joel Gross

My good friend forwarded the following funny email on marriage to me….

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.


On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.


Had Paul McCartney ‘employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to wrap both legs around you, no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

Poor Paul McCartney. He never was a mathematician, just a very talented musical artist.

2 thoughts on “Funny Take on Marriage

  1. HAHAHAH….I love it. So true I mean look at these two girls. You can’t even compare them. She should thank Paul for letting her live a nice and comfortable life style instead of him paying her 49 million for being a waste of life.

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