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Go Twuck Yourself

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009
Posted in Uncategorized by Joel Gross

Are you one of those people who gets caught up in every new fad?

Did you own a phone covered in fake jewelry as a teenager?

Have you ever used the word “Hella”?

Do you work in marketing/tech?

If you answered yes to 3 of the 4 questions above, then you are certainly a huge Twitter fan. You love to invent new terms based on “tw”, like tweetup and twestival. To you I only have one statement:

GO TWUCK YOURSELF.

Twitter has value as a way of sharing interesting content, talking casually to large groups, and keeping up with trends. I am burned out though on fanboys who think it is the next coming of Christ and constantly try to come up with clever little sayings and words. Next person to create a new “tw” word should get punched in the face by human decency.

One thought on “Go Twuck Yourself

  1. “Get punched in the face by human decency.” Single best phrase that I’ve heard in the last nine months. Thanks. Human decency is on your side.

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