I am in need of a halloween costume. I have been trying to think of some good ideas for halloween costumes, but I can’t decide on anything. Last year, I went as Heath Ledger from Brokeback Mountain in partnership with Fletch who went as Jake Gyllenhaal. This year Fletcher is going as a 70′s porn star, so I either have to find a new costume partner or go it solo. If anyone has any ideas, please post them in the comments. Here are few of my current ideas:
Johnny Depp from Blow… But I’m not nearly pretty enough.
Priest- This guy has an awesome halloween costume… I think I may steal his idea.
Sweet, sweet ass. Who wants to see me in this outfit? I DO!!!
Facebook Profile- This looks like a fun idea.
Gimp. Fletcher wants me to go as a gimp. Kind of creepy that he would suggest such a thing to me.
8 Foot tall, 400 pound Sexual Beast. My evil half.
Robot. My good, logical half. Usually loses out in certain judgement situations to our friend above.
Giant Woman. Let my eternal she-bitch out for a night.
Football Player. Actually not a bad idea for me… It may be hard to get the outfit though.