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Thursday, October 18th, 2007
Posted in Uncategorized by Joel Gross

We had another motivational company-wide meeting today. Each of our top managers took turns talking about why what we are doing is important and what we should do about it. They had intended to have a quick 20 minute meeting followed by pizza, but they ended up stretching it out for 45 minutes. One unnamed manager, when trying to respond to the question, “What is our company mission?”, said, “We are trying to provide results to clients who are relevant to us and who we are becoming relevant for.” Not quite sure what that actually means, but sounds good…

After the meeting, we got to eat some really good pizza. I loaded with 4 giant slices and got so many funny looks and comments, I took it upstairs to eat in peace, where I would not be judged for my appetite. Bastards. :)