How Hot Are You?

Trent asked me that question today and followed it up by saying, “Metric: time-weight average your ratings of all the ladies you have been with.”  Essentially, you weight the hotness by the time spent with the girl.  I found the concept intriguing and so I decided to run with it and builta spreadsheet.  This is the problem with doing data mining & analytics all the time at work… I do it for fun now too.  Took me about 3 minutes to set up. Results are below.

First I should give a quick explanation of my hotness rating scale.  The Joel Scale follows this principle: The average college-educated 22 year old is a 5.  Most people I know say my scale is a little bit harsh compared to their own, but I find it makes sense to me.  These ratings are solely based on physical appearance (face, body, athleticism) and have nothing to do with personality/intelligence.

I have removed the girls names and they are in no particular order here:The 5.00 rating is the average of all the girls without counting time.  If you use the time-weighted hotness scale, the girls I have dated are an average of 5.79.  Apparently I’m shallow and won’t stay with a girl long if she isn’t cuter than average.  I also have spent a total of 43 months dating women.

My Methodology: The number in the right hand Time Weighted column were derived by using the following formula= (Months Dated/Total Months-43) * hotness.

Example: Girl 1 = 9/43 * 5= 1.0465

After you have gotten those numbers for all of the girls, sum up the Time Weighted column to get the average hotness of the girls you have dated, adjusted for time.

Hmmm… How hot are you? Post in the comments!

Bobby Fischer- “How can I possibly remember all the girls I’ve slept with?  I’ve got a list at home.”