How much sex is too much sex?

Becky apparently told Andy while we were dating that I constantly wanted sex and she didn’t know what to do. He delayed relaying this information until tonight during our chess game for some reason. Anyways, I have heard this complaint from other women… I think my 8 foot 500 pound sex drive can occasionally create slight irritants in relationships (Yay! I just won the grand prize for understatement of the year!)

Hmm… If only… I could one day find that magical woman hiding an unstoppable beast of her own… true wuv…

Or maybe as I get older, it will die down a bit and things will be okay when I find a woman two decades my junior…

Or I could start the Fundamentalist Church of Joel featuring the Ten Commandments of Polygamy with Joel….

Or perhaps castration is the only answer.

RIP Penis.

8 Responses to “How much sex is too much sex?”

1. 8
   Joel Says:
   October 17th, 2007 at 9:18 am

   Faryar, you are a truly brilliant mathematician….

2. 7
   BlackRooster Says:
   October 16th, 2007 at 5:38 pm

   I’m gonna demonstrate my view in a very logical manner. If

   A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

   Then what is real happiness, what makes you complete, i.e 100%. well let’s see. Is it:

   H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K

   8+1+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

   Is it:

   L+O+V+E

   12+15+22+5 = 54%

   Maybe it’s:

   L+U+C+K

   12+21+3+11 = 47%

   Or Maybe it’s:

   M+O+N+E+Y

   13+15+14+5+25 = 72%

   No you see it’s none of these things…the answer is

   G+R+E+A+T+S+E+X

   7+18+5+1+1+20+19+5+24 = 99%

   That’s the closest thing to a complete life…99% is damn good =)

3. 6
   Joel Says:
   October 16th, 2007 at 4:22 pm

   Hahahhaha…. I actually do love my sex drive… it would suck to be on the other side of the fence.

4. 5
   BlackRooster Says:
   October 16th, 2007 at 4:17 pm

   Joel I have the exact same problem. However I truly believe that me and you have been blessed with a very healthy sex drive that would put most men to shame. Let’s not deface it, let’s embrace it!

5. 4
   Sister Mary Catherine Says:
   October 15th, 2007 at 10:25 pm

   I second the vote.

   FYI

   Quality trumps quantity. Maybe you just need to flog the bishop a little bit more often. Whining can’t be attractive.

6. 3
   Broseph Says:
   October 12th, 2007 at 11:45 pm

   I have no complaint like you have joel. keep your nads. keep looking. she’s out there…

7. 2
   God Says:
   October 12th, 2007 at 8:03 pm

   I second the vote. Let’s get Biblical on your genitals!

8. 1
   Melanie Says:
   October 12th, 2007 at 6:54 pm

   i vote for castration.

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