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How much sex is too much sex?

Thursday, October 11th, 2007
Posted in Joel by Joel Gross

Becky apparently told Andy while we were dating that I constantly wanted sex and she didn’t know what to do. He delayed relaying this information until tonight during our chess game for some reason. Anyways, I have heard this complaint from other women… I think my 8 foot 500 pound sex drive can occasionally create slight irritants in relationships (Yay! I just won the grand prize for understatement of the year!)

Hmm… If only… I could one day find that magical woman hiding an unstoppable beast of her own… true wuv…

Or maybe as I get older, it will die down a bit and things will be okay when I find a woman two decades my junior…

Or I could start the Fundamentalist Church of Joel featuring the Ten Commandments of Polygamy with Joel….

Or perhaps castration is the only answer.

RIP Penis.

8 thoughts on “How much sex is too much sex?

  1. I second the vote. FYI Quality trumps quantity. Maybe you just need to flog the bishop a little bit more often. Whining can’t be attractive.

  2. Joel I have the exact same problem. However I truly believe that me and you have been blessed with a very healthy sex drive that would put most men to shame. Let’s not deface it, let’s embrace it!

  3. I’m gonna demonstrate my view in a very logical manner. If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then what is real happiness, what makes you complete, i.e 100%. well let’s see. Is it: H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K 8+1+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% Is it: L+O+V+E 12+15+22+5 = 54% Maybe it’s: L+U+C+K 12+21+3+11 = 47% Or Maybe it’s: M+O+N+E+Y 13+15+14+5+25 = 72% No you see it’s none of these things…the answer is G+R+E+A+T+S+E+X 7+18+5+1+1+20+19+5+24 = 99% That’s the closest thing to a complete life…99% is damn good =)

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