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How to Get Out The Vote

Friday, June 27th, 2008
Posted in Uncategorized by Joel Gross

All the sleazy politicians in our country try to get out the vote (get people to go vote at polling stations) by any means possible. Fortunately for us, our sleazy politicians don’t have the same get out the vote mechanisms as Mugabe does in Zimbabwe. Mugabe is threatening the populace to go vote so he has a giant landslide victory… although it’s essentially a one candidate race. People who don’t go vote will face repercussions. Scary stuff.