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Huskies Stink, But WSU Stinks Worse

Saturday, October 18th, 2008
Posted in Uncategorized by Joel Gross

My Washington Huskies are defeated (as opposed to undefeated) this season at 0-6, but the good news is that our cross-state rivals the Washington State Cougars are even worse.‚  I watched the USC Condoms absolutely trounce the awful Cougs today.‚  USC scored touchdowns on 11 of 13 drives and couuld have scored ten more if they wanted to.‚  USC coach Pete Carroll even let time run at half time with his team about to score again on WSU’s 10 yard line.‚  The University of So Cal now has not been scored on in 10 straight quarters of football (two and a half games), while scoring 114 unanswered points.‚  The Trojans had one fruity loss to Oregon State, but this team looks like it is going to steamroll through the rest of the Pac-10.

Washington Husky fans and Washington State Cougars fans can look forward to a battle of the two worst teams in the country in the Apple Cup this year… perhaps both teams will enter the game without a Division 1 win.‚  Weeeehooo!

Ugh.