Ike Turner, the famous R&B singer and purported father of rock, died recently of extreme “cocaine toxicity”. What a way to go. Ike Turner was 76 years old and decided that he was going to go out in a big way.
I think that when I get to be around that age, I may do something similar. Load up on a bunch of heroin and cocaine and scotch and let my high carry me up to heaven. I will make myself a Viking raft and put it in my big pool behind my mansion and light up. Maybe videotape it and have it autoupload to my blog. YouTube sensation baby!
Anyways, check out the madman Ike Turner below (click to enlarge).