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Important Breaking News

Thursday, September 27th, 2007
Posted in Entertainment by Joel Gross

-The Department of Homeland Security has been working hard to make sure YOU are safe! Yesterday, 3 Mexican minors who had been arrested near the border on suspicion of smuggling drugs stole the patrol vehicle… while handcuffed. Incompetence at its best.

-Mouth to Mouth Assault… how romantic.

-Apparently I should be a swimmer or a rower and give up on cycling. I could’ve told you that.

-Dating coach: the perfect job for Joel.