Ingredients in a Fun Weekend
In order to make a fun weekend, obtain the following ingredients:
- 3 White Russians
- 1 Depressed Man in Bomber Jacket
- Bachelorette party with 11 girls
- Martha Stewart’s Bruschetta
- 1 sex blogger
- 12 fatty patties
- 8 pork loins
- 3 cases of good beer
- 1 packed hot tub
Begin mixing and cooking at 4 pm Friday in a low temperature bar and gradually increase the heat throughout the weekend. Toss in copious amounts of alcohol and beware of explosions.
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Joel Style Picnicking
Michael Hessemer Stands Trial Thursday for Allegedly Killing Fred Stephens III
Scientology is Stupidity
Michael Phelps Should Get High and You Should Shut Up
Battle of the Preakness Infield
OCB: Factoria Old Country Buffet
Quarter Century Old Today
Eggs & Kimchi
Slow Posting Schedule
Terrible Flag Football Game
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