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Ingredients in a Fun Weekend

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009
Posted in Celebration by Joel Gross

In order to make a fun weekend, obtain the following ingredients:

  • 3 White Russians
  • 1 Depressed Man in Bomber Jacket
  • Bachelorette party with 11 girls
  • Martha Stewart’s Bruschetta
  • 1 sex blogger
  • 12 fatty patties
  • 8 pork loins
  • 3 cases of good beer
  • 1 packed hot tub

Begin mixing and cooking at 4 pm Friday in a low temperature bar and gradually increase the heat throughout the weekend.‚  Toss in copious amounts of alcohol and beware of explosions.