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Joel’s New Agent

Sunday, April 12th, 2009
Posted in Dating by Joel Gross
Samianianianian Talent Agent

Samianianianian Talent Agent

World-class talent needs proper representation. As an up and coming superstar, I have hired myself an agent from Samanianianian Talent Agency named Cynthia. No longer will I need to grovel with the common herd of humanity in order to accomplish my goals. Instead, Cynthia will take care of the dirty details and my hands will remain immaculately perfect.‚  From now on, when I go out and see a woman I might potentially be interested in, I’ll send my talent agent to do some recon and find out the real story.‚  No more listening to blonde blowhards drone on and on about themselves.‚  My talent agent will also be responsible for fielding calls from phone numbers I do not recognize to make sure its not someone I don’t want to talk to.‚  She will also handle scheduling dates by using the following script:

Cynthia: “Hi, I’m Cynthia and I’m Joel’s agent.‚  He wants you to join him for dinner tonight at Quinn’s on Capitol Hill.

Random Girl: “Woooohoooo!‚  I’ve just hit the Man-Lotto!

Cynthia: “Shall I schedule the dinner for 8 pm?”

Random Girl: “Yes, I’ll be there!”

Just substitute whatever activity for dinner @ Quinn’s and different superlatives from different random girls and this should work in any situation.

All of my friends, family and acquaintances should now go through my agent when contacting me.‚  I am a busy, busy man.

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  1. Hello in christ Greetings in Jesus name trusting that you are doing well in His service. I am seeking for affiliation with your mission, i have visited your web site and i am totally interested to know more about your mission, it is so beautiful and thank you for the believe and truth about the word of God. Grace and peace be multiplied into you through the knowledge of God and of Jesus our Lord. May God bless you as I am waiting to hear form you soon. Your fellow Servant in Christ. Samuel

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