King Of America: Max Mosley

Max Mosley has recently achieved hero status in my book.

Max Mosley is the president of the governing body grand prix motor racing (one of the world’s richest sports, including Formula One) and the son of Britain’s fascist leader in the years leading up to World War II. Sir Oswald Mosley (pictured at right), Max Mosley’s father, had a secret wedding in Berlin in 1936 that was held in the home of the Nazi propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels and attended by Adolf Hitler himself.

Why does any of this matter?

“The News of the World”, a British tabloid, just outed Max Mosley for having a “depraved sadomasochistic sex orgy.” Max Mosley reportedly paid $5,000 in cash for a five hour sex session with five prostitutes in a London sex dungeon. In a video posted on the tabloid’s website, two of the prostitutes were wearing prison uniforms while Max Mosley (who is British) counted in German “Eins! Zwe, Drei!” as he used a leather whip to punish them. Max Mosley also shouted at one of the women in his German-accented English, “She needs more of ze punishment!” Later in the fun sex dungeon episode, Max Mosley was tied up naked and beaten and had his hair searched for lice as other women called for the items on a list. Below is a short video secretly shot by the tabloid during Max Mosley’s fun session.

Max Mosley denied that his sexcapade had any Nazi themes. “The scenario was more Alcatraz than Auschwitz.” Max Mosley was quoted saying.

Max Mosley’s wife is probably not that excited by the whole ordeal. Jean Mosley is pictured below:

Max Mosley has obviously been a very naughty boy (in more ways than one!), but is this whole scenario just a weird sex fetish that should be left entirely alone, or is he living out his Nazi fantasies? I’m not sure, but either way, the whole thing is pretty hilarious. I do think that people should not have their privacy intruded upon, especially during sex. What do you guys think?

2 Responses to “King Of America: Max Mosley”

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   Tim Says:
   April 9th, 2008 at 8:10 am

   The whole thing would be hilarious if his dad didn’t have such close ties to the Nazis. I have to file this one in the creepy section of the comedy cabinet. I hope more embarrassing sex tapes are to follow, now that the prostitutes are on the paparazzi payroll.

   Quote of the year thus far, “The scenario was more Alcatraz than Auschwitz.” No wonder why Alcatraz was shut down.

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   Joel Says:
   April 9th, 2008 at 8:24 am

   Yeah I love Max Mosley now… “Who wants more of ze punishment!!!” hahahahha. How can you be the chairman of formula one grand prix racing and get caught enacting Nazi fantasy scenarios?!?!