Message To Last Months 71,519 Readers

I had readers from many countries visit my website last month.  Here is a special message from me to each country’s visitors.  The country’s name is on the left, the number of unique visitors in the middle, my message on the right.

United States    54,040 Religiousity is divine.
Canada    4,282 Speak English.
United Kingdom    2,700 Your “Office” has been matched.
Australia    1,921 Penal colonies are toasty, eh?
Germany    647 Free speech is only for people who agree with us.
South Africa    424 Move someplace less scary.
India    323 Liked your new movie.
New Zealand    311 Zeal is a fun word.
Netherlands    289 Visiting nether regions is a hobby of mine.
Sweden    284 Send me a few blondes.
Philippines    266 Mmm.. outsourcing.
France    262 Freedom fries taste best.
Poland    253 Pollock jokes aren’t funny.
Brazil    233 Super hot women.
Ireland    231 Sucks to have to drink your women hot.
Belgium    227 Good beer.
Norway    213 I am part Viking.
Spain    196 Almost visited you before becoming a corporate slave.
Italy    195 Pasta is tasty.
Singapore    191 Maybe I’ll visit someday.
Mexico    189  Cancun is a real Mexican villa right?
Japan    156 Heard you guys are rebuilding your armed forces now.
Malaysia    149 Another scary place.
Romania    140 Take a shot for me.
Finland    120 Take two.
Indonesia    119 More friendly labor.
Croatia    119 You guys have computers?!
Denmark    113 Can place the continent, that’s about it.
Greece    107 THIS. IS. SPARTA!
South Korea    93 North of you is scary.
Serbia    93 Serbs like herbs.
Russia    91 The motherland. Or is fatherland?
Argentina    88 Place I’d like to go.
Turkey    88 Least scary muslim country.
Portugal    87 Know nothing about you.
Hungary    85 Me too.
Iraq    82 Stop killing us and we’ll stop killing you.
Bulgaria    82 I got nothing.
Switzerland    80 No more hiding our cash in your banks?
Czech Republic    79 Eek.
Austria    74 White, blonde, blue eyed?
Israel    72 Tough to be you.
China    68 My site isn’t censored in your country yet?
United Arab Emirates    65 Oil wealth is fun.
Slovenia    62 Scary sounding place.
Hong Kong    53 How’s China treating you?
Kuwait    49 Glad that turd Saddam is out are ya?
Kenya    48 I gave money to a feed the starving people thing.
Thailand    47 Love peanut sauce.
Chile    46 Visit me!