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Message To Last Months 71,519 Readers

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009
Posted in Joel by Joel Gross

I had readers from many countries visit my website last month.‚  Here is a special message from me to each country’s visitors.‚  The country’s name is on the left, the number of unique visitors in the middle, my message on the right.

United States‚ ‚ ‚  54,040 Religiousity is divine.
Canada‚ ‚ ‚  4,282 Speak English.
United Kingdom‚ ‚ ‚  2,700 Your “Office” has been matched.
Australia‚ ‚ ‚  1,921 Penal colonies are toasty, eh?
Germany‚ ‚ ‚  647 Free speech is only for people who agree with us.
South Africa‚ ‚ ‚  424 Move someplace less scary.
India‚ ‚ ‚  323 Liked your new movie.
New Zealand‚ ‚ ‚  311 Zeal is a fun word.
Netherlands‚ ‚ ‚  289 Visiting nether regions is a hobby of mine.
Sweden‚ ‚ ‚  284 Send me a few blondes.
Philippines‚ ‚ ‚  266 Mmm.. outsourcing.
France‚ ‚ ‚  262 Freedom fries taste best.
Poland‚ ‚ ‚  253 Pollock jokes aren’t funny.
Brazil‚ ‚ ‚  233 Super hot women.
Ireland‚ ‚ ‚  231 Sucks to have to drink your women hot.
Belgium‚ ‚ ‚  227 Good beer.
Norway‚ ‚ ‚  213 I am part Viking.
Spain‚ ‚ ‚  196 Almost visited you before becoming a corporate slave.
Italy‚ ‚ ‚  195 Pasta is tasty.
Singapore‚ ‚ ‚  191 Maybe I’ll visit someday.
Mexico‚ ‚ ‚  189‚  Cancun is a real Mexican villa right?
Japan‚ ‚ ‚  156 Heard you guys are rebuilding your armed forces now.
Malaysia‚ ‚ ‚  149 Another scary place.
Romania‚ ‚ ‚  140 Take a shot for me.
Finland‚ ‚ ‚  120 Take two.
Indonesia‚ ‚ ‚  119 More friendly labor.
Croatia‚ ‚ ‚  119 You guys have computers?!
Denmark‚ ‚ ‚  113 Can place the continent, that’s about it.
Greece‚ ‚ ‚  107 THIS. IS. SPARTA!
South Korea‚ ‚ ‚  93 North of you is scary.
Serbia‚ ‚ ‚  93 Serbs like herbs.
Russia‚ ‚ ‚  91 The motherland. Or is fatherland?
Argentina‚ ‚ ‚  88 Place I’d like to go.
Turkey‚ ‚ ‚  88 Least scary muslim country.
Portugal‚ ‚ ‚  87 Know nothing about you.
Hungary‚ ‚ ‚  85 Me too.
Iraq‚ ‚ ‚  82 Stop killing us and we’ll stop killing you.
Bulgaria‚ ‚ ‚  82 I got nothing.
Switzerland‚ ‚ ‚  80 No more hiding our cash in your banks?
Czech Republic‚ ‚ ‚  79 Eek.
Austria‚ ‚ ‚  74 White, blonde, blue eyed?
Israel‚ ‚ ‚  72 Tough to be you.
China‚ ‚ ‚  68 My site isn’t censored in your country yet?
United Arab Emirates‚ ‚ ‚  65 Oil wealth is fun.
Slovenia‚ ‚ ‚  62 Scary sounding place.
Hong Kong‚ ‚ ‚  53 How’s China treating you?
Kuwait‚ ‚ ‚  49 Glad that turd Saddam is out are ya?
Kenya‚ ‚ ‚  48 I gave money to a feed the starving people thing.
Thailand‚ ‚ ‚  47 Love peanut sauce.
Chile‚ ‚ ‚  46 Visit me!