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Purple Food Recipe

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009
Posted in Food by Joel Gross

Step down Midnight Cook!  A real chef is in the house now.  Tonight I cooked myself up a mighty fine meal of Purple Food.  Not many people can dare dream of achieving culinary perfection, but I just served myself up a tasty dish of it.  A picture is worth a thousand words, so check it out below:

purple food recipe

purple food recipe

So how did I do it?  Purple Food Recipe:

Defrost 10 hunks of frozen Costco chicken for 20 minutes.  Throw said chicken in a pan on medium for 15 minutes, turning once.  Get bored and throw in a bunch of blueberries.  Work on your to do list for 20 minutes and forget the food.  Come back, add mustard & balsamic vinegar… yeah yeah the online recipe says to use red wine vinegar and a bunch of other crap you don’t have, but that’s for internet nerds like the Midnight Cook.  We are MEN!  MEN WITH BALLS!  Footballs, basketballs, and frisbees.  Cook for another 20 minutes while you G-Chat online with your homies.  Eat.

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