Here’s a fun little piece of “history” from the Scientologists:
Some 75 million years ago, an evil intergalactic warlord named Xenu kidnapped hundreds of billions of people from all over the galaxy and sent them to Earth in craft that looked just like jet-powered Douglas DC-8s.‚ All of these people were then exposed to nuclear explosions then brainwashed in a 36 day long 3D movie that made them believe they were God, Jesus and Satan all at the same time.‚ The victims now are parasites in human bodies and can only be removed by specialized Scientological techniques.
It’s easy to see how silly their religion is, but have you ever thought about yours?