Toilet Talk
I settled down onto the toilet at work today, pulling out my iPhone and looking forward to some quiet NYTimes.com reading when I heard some garbled noises coming from the next stall.  ”She needs some exercise… I’ve never seen her this fat… Let’s get her a treadmill or some laser toys… she does nothing but sit around and eat all day..”  The guy next to me was talking on his phone about his daughter or his cat, not sure which, not that it matters. ÂÂ
But who in hell talks on the phone while dropping a deuce in an office restroom?!?! I was almost tempted to peer over the divider and see who it was.
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Like my cheesy pic? :) 
Better idea – yell loud enough for the person on the phone to hear, “he’s taking a crap, he’s taking a crap, he’s taking a crap!!!”
Haha great idea!