Women Are Crazy

At least the ones I date are…  They seem normal when I start to date them and then by the end I am usually seriously considering calling the folks in white jackets to take them away.

It would be great to find a rational person to date… but I’m beginning to doubt the existence of such a person.  Instead, I am stuck locking my door at night for fear that the Crazies will find a way in to stab me in my sleep.

To tell the truth, perhaps I am the common denominator to all of these insane women… I mean they usually start out normal and then as I progressively get to know them better, they grow nuttier and nuttier.  Either I drive them crazy or maybe I just slowly get to know them.  My opinion is that it is the latter: one girl tried to force me impregnate her, one drove down a 35 mph road at 60 while screaming hysterically at me and another actually did check herself into a hospital for mental issues… and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Don’t get me wrong: I have done my fair share of crazy things too… but usually they are more silly or plain dumb than crazy.

On an unrelated topic, have you noticed that the prettier a girl is, usually the crazier she is too?  I think women sometimes just think its funny to see how much they can get away with… it validates their self esteem if they can get away with really insane stuff.

So why do men put up with crazy?

Crazy in the head usually correlates to crazy in the bed… if a girl isn’t afraid of taking a hatchet to your plasma television, she usually isn’t afraid of doing it in public either.  There’s also the ego building factor- “She isn’t insane, but my magical charm drives her nuts.”   Unfortunately, usually it’s the insane causing her to choke you and not your magic charm.

Crazy women can be fun and bring extra spice into your life, but after awhile you get tired of it.  Sometimes you just want to relax and have a peaceable conversation and a glass of wine.

14 Responses to “Women Are Crazy”

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   Female Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 11:26 am

   Actually, I knew a guy who took threw his and his wife’s huge plasma TV and slammed it on the floor. She called the cops on him. Oh, wait, they are divorced now. Crazy isn’t gender-biased, is it Joel?

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   Joel Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 11:28 am

   True. I only see my side of the issue though. I’m sure there is an equal number of crazy men out there too.

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   Beatrice Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 11:40 am

   Hey, I just got out of the mental institution, wanna go out?

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   BR Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

   Well, well, well crazy girls huh…I have only encountered one crazy girl in my life but she was really crazy. There is only one way to deal with a crazy person. Too often we lose sight of life’s simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherf..@*!.. upside the head. This works for both males and females.

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   Joel Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

   Br,

   Hahahha… highly appropriate response . Who was your one crazy girl?

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   BR Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

   My ex…SATAN!

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   Joel Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

   I thought Satan was still dating Saddam… (Sorry, South Park reference lol)

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   BR Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

   To be honest Saddam is probably Satans biatch right now lol

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   Joel Says:
   November 25th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

   Poor Saddam… had such a fun time on earth traveling from palace to palace with his many wives and gassing civilians. Too bad now he is screaming “Satan is my daddy!” haha.

   Either that or he’s just slowly turning back into dirt.

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    BR Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    He’s probably just turning back into dirt. People like to believe he’s in hell but most likely that is not the case.

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